Spiders

There. Was. A. Spider. In. My. Caaarrrgh!! Now, I'm borderline arachnaphobic, and to see the it walk right in front of me across the windscreen, on the inside, was enough to make me nearly crash, as I was moving at the time! It ambled up to some sort of gap, and kept popping out from time to time. It could be laying its horrible eggs in there for all I know…what if loads of them come out one day??? Eurchhhhhh!!! How do I get rid of it?? I can't touch it, so I'm pretty stuck. It did remind me of the time I climbed out of the passenger window of a car in which a wasp decided to join me. I was in the driver's seat at the time. I'd hit a gate with the passenger side of the car, and as such the door wouldn't open. It was buzzing around the driver's side, so my only option was the passenger window. I must have emerged like a magician's assistant emerging from a Houdini-type box. Only hysterical. It must have looked hysterical, too. I wasn't laughing